i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
(Source: tomlinsarse)
Soo, my bird decided to fall asleep laying on my stomach and I really didn’t want to disturb him because he looked so cute..
But I really had to sneeze. There was no avoiding it. He, however, did not wake up. He just rolled and continued his sweet, birdy dreams..
After about the third consecutive sneeze though he finally decided to wake up..
(Source: togetherwellmakeitthrough)
5-member act makes bold sounds, sexiness their own
By Kwaak Je-yup
Even from the first note of their debut single, it is easy to tell: 4minute is not just another girl group.
The sounds and words are wild and free — uninhibited — a rarity in an industry that prefers to keep all material…
(Source: koreatimes.co.kr)
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- BABY LET ME BLOW YOUR
- food so it won’t be too hot.
HAHAHAHA
(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via just-in-hiddleston)
